Adult Dating Tips
Well actually you may find some of these lines useful,
others may just make you and whoever you use them on laugh!
Anyway if you need a helping hand approaching someone, then maybe one of these will make your task a little easier.
Anyway if you need a helping hand approaching someone, then maybe one of these will make your task a little easier.
- Usually the first person I see in the morning is me - in the mirror. How would you feel if I said that I'd like tomorrow to be different?
- I just want to hold you all night.
- Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- I'm x years old. I can't believe I'm x years old and still a virgin.
- I've never done this before, I knew you were the one.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
No.
Well then, please start. - I just want to show you how much I love you.
- Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
- You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
- Do you want to be called for breakfast or should I just blow in your ear?
- I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
- I've been taking all these women's studies courses and I'm confused about my sexuality.
- My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, mead till hard, and serve hot.
